Naked Ezra is the best!!

My 1st trip to see Santa

Wow... so THAT'S Santa!!

Oh my goodness.. He sees me!

Me and Ol' Saint Nick. I'm so brave, I didn't even cry!
I had so much fun seeing Santa for the first time! When we were leaving there were tiny flurries snowing down on us. it was just perfect! Oh yea, while they were trying to take my picture, I was busy flirting with three pretty girls I saw! My Mommy wasn't very happy about this. I love Santa and can't wait until he visits me next week!

You sound like a GIRL!!

I love my baby. He has learned the beauty of the high pitched, bloody murder, girl scream! You'd seriously think he was in extreme pain. He's fine though, just testing out his voice, and his parents response to his new ability. I'm REALLY doing my best to not enforce this behavior. . . but it is SO hard to not run in his room and swoop him up out of his crib. He's especially cute when he does the high pitched scream when he's happy.. I love that!! He loves to ride in the back of Grandmas car just squealing! He's the BESSST!!!

I didn't teach him this!

Yes everyone, that is his middle finger. I came across this picture of Ezra when he was a tiny baby... I think the pic speaks for itself!!

Rice cereal

I thought food was supposed to taste good? Today my Mama fed me rice cereal (for the first time) with a spoon... I'm a big boy... but it was NOT very yummy.

Blue tooth

Let me just tell you how unnecessary the "blue tooth" is. Why? Because they make people like me look like an IDIOT! So I'm working and this Rastafarian man comes in with his little boy.. and he's like "Do you have boys clothes, or just girls?" I was like "No.. we have boys too.. on this side." (I point) And he was like "coo coo...." then he started sayin' "I just picked him (the kid) up" and I'm like "Oh really" and he said "Yeah, down the street at the store called Cricket" and I was like "uh huh".. and he put up his finger sayin' "one sec.." and walked toward the door.. then he was like "I'm on the phone!!"...... How stupid did I feel? Like..."Sorry sir, I didn't seem to realize it was the year 2007." But they are a little creepy? Don't you agree. I mean, I feel a little silly myself using one. He was standing outside the store and I'm thinking PLEASE PLEASE don't come back in, I mean... how do you recover from that? Haha.. but he did and he actually didn't treat me like a moron.

To skate or not to skate

Since I couldn't find anyone to teach trapeze lessons around here.. I'm thinking I should take ice skating lessons. I'm thinkin' I need a hobby... something to be good at! So.. ice skating..why not? I'll be in such good shape, it'll be fun... and then I can totally relate to Napoleon in Blades Of Glory. Holla! My Aunt has been skating for years.. so she's going to teach me a thing or two.. and I'll also take lessons. Seems like a good idea to me. Now I just need to find a sweet skirt.. hmm..